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		<title>General - the place to yak about everything!</title>
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			<title>CHRISTMAS</title>
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			<dc:creator>Clarabelle</dc:creator>
			<description>MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY</description>
			<category>General - the place to yak about everything!</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:40:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HELP, HELP, HELP!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I am in panick mode,the baby shower is tomorrow and I have jut been informed its at my house which is a complete disaster cause we need to buy the house before we can do any fixing up <img src="http://mommies.heavenforum.com//users/2213/25/27/19/smiles/191176.gif" alt="flamingmad" longdesc="81" /> .I am in panick mode and dunno what to do????]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:59:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://mommies.heavenforum.com/general-the-place-to-yak-about-everything-f1/help-help-help-t339.htm#3268</comments>
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			<title>Hey guys</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So is nobody chatting today? Anyone hear from Mons?
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I finally have most od baby's stuff ready, I just wanna go shopping for him <img src="http://mommies.heavenforum.com//users/2213/25/27/19/smiles/454810.gif" alt="cry3" longdesc="75" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:28:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Hello.... from a Newbie!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>mommy1979</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi All ........... I'm mom to a gorgeous 2 yr old girl.... hope to get to know you all !!</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:44:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Throat Spray/Lozenges</title>
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			<dc:creator>FlowerChik</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Morning everyone!
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Seems like the whole family is battling with a sore throat today. <img src="http://mommies.heavenforum.com//users/2213/25/27/19/smiles/511700.gif" alt="silence" longdesc="136" />   Can anyone recommend a good throat spray that's also suitable for my little guy?  I would prefer the spray, but lozenges are also fine.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:18:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>GGGRRRRR!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description>      Dont know if I must laugh or cry!!!My  PC just packed up so im having to use hubbys laptop but he needs it so ill only be able to log on tonight.Catch up laters    </description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:56:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I'm new</title>
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			<dc:creator>bertha</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hello I am from the GE forum.  I was never on GE but always read all the comments made.  I think that Critter is very funny, humurous and intelligent.  If everybody is as well informend as Critter then I am sure that I will enjoy my stay.
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My name is Bertha and my LO is 9 months old <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_sunny.png" alt="sunny" longdesc="15" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:42:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>THANK- YOU!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey guys,
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I just wanted to hank you all so much for being there, I was thinking last night about how much I have shared with you and realised that you haveall really helped me get through sometough times. I dontknow what I would havedone if I did not havemy forum friends. You always there to help[ with advice, support and encouragement!So , thanks guys and I luv you all to bits <img src="http://mommies.heavenforum.com//users/2213/25/27/19/smiles/751390.gif" alt="beeghug" longdesc="24" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:53:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>hello</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to say hi before im off for the day. Hope you all had a good weekend. C has now discovered that she can dress her self completely so she is changing about 10 times a day, you can imagine what her cupboard looks like but ill clean it when the novelty wears off!!
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Daniel is really hurting me cause he has feet in pelvis instead of head in pelvis...OUCH!!!!
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Ill be in again tomorrow.
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Enjoy your day all]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:50:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description>1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.



2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &amp; Ammo Magazine.



3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.



4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:55:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>25 Ways to Talk so Your Children Will Listen</title>
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			<dc:creator>FlowerChik</dc:creator>
			<description>Looking to buy the book by Adele Faber &amp; Elaine Mazlish (&quot;How to talk so kids will listen and listen so kids will talk&quot;) I missed their workshop in Feb.   

 

Found some helpful info in the meantime:

 

25 WAYS TO TALK SO YOUR CHILDREN WILL LISTEN









A major part of discipline is learning how to talk with children. The way you talk to your child teaches him how to talk to others. Here are some talking tips we have learned with our children:  

1. Connect before you  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:14:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>GREAT,JUST GREAT!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description>We were going to get our female alsation sterilised as soon as we got back from Durban,while we were away she came on heat and on Sat we recieved the fruits of that!!!! 5 OF THEM!!! Shje now has 5 puppies which will be 6 weeks old when Daniel arrives, how are we gonna handle 6 dam puppies running around and a newborn, then have to find them homes.My husband is so excited and its driving me crazy!!!!!

HELP!!!      </description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:23:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>UFO's from the loo</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description>Unidentified Floating Objects found inside Pattycakes' loo.



Today's great find?....... 



 A's one baptism shoe! 



Those freaking shoes cost me R150! Thank goodness it was floating on the rubber sole and did not get wet. I really struggled to find him those shoes, well, I struggle to find him shoes in general because he has very broad (Fat?) feet, so I cannot even get his feet into shoes. These were really cute, and (as we only discovered inside church on his baptism) they have these little  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 08:14:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Helloo....</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello!!!  

 

.....Somebody? 

 

.....ANYBODY?????

 

  

 

.... nobody.....       

 

Ok. I'll find something else to do then. </description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:52:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Swimming pools, Toddlers, and pool nets!!!! Warning, this is a RANT!!!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description>   How in Heaven's name do you NOT have a pool net on your swimming pool if you have a toddler in the house?????      

 

A friend, from K's old school, just SMS'd me to ask for someone to put a pool net up for her, because they took her toddler (he's just under 2 yrs) out of the pool just over an hour ago!    

I am shocked. No. Actually I am fuming mad.    How a parent can be so irresponsible is beyond me.     

 

He is ok - Thank God.    But I ask you with tears in my navy blue eyes....  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:33:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Cheeky Toddler</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description>How do you disc ipline whemyour LO's are cheeky, C is riving us insane, she has an answer for everything, argues with us on everything, she wont listen to me and when she does its a tantrum while she is doing it. She also orders me around like im her slave and she will whine when she asks for something instead of asking like a big girl. She shouts to me from the other rooms in the house and refuses to come and ask me for something, she wont eat on her own anymore, I have to feed her and this  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:46:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Message from Raquel</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><div>Please tell the ladies that I cant post any comments, its driving me crazy and we cant figure out the problem</div></blockquote>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 09:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Family Weekends Away</title>
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			<dc:creator>Clarabelle</dc:creator>
			<description>We are back from our weekend away and I have to say that I was impressed with the lodge we stayed in.



Take a look:  http://www.angasii.co.za



We were there for a 40th Birthday party and had the entire farm to ourselves, along with the staff who attended to our every need.



The kids had an absolute ball and spent their time on their bikes or on the jungle gym, while the adults lazed around the pool and chatted. </description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 08:16:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Why's of men</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description>Why's of Men 

















1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? 







(because they are plugged into a genius) 















2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? 













(they don't have enough time) 











3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? 









(they don't stop to ask directions) 









4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? 







(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 



(You're laughing, aren't  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 21:33:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The things you can get on E-bay</title>
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			<dc:creator>Clarabelle</dc:creator>
			<description>I have always threatened to do this but I swear it wasn't me this time:



Couple puts baby up for auction on e-Bay 26/05/2008 13:46:43

It's claimed a couple in Germany put their baby up for auction on e-Bay.



Apparently they wrote on the internet site that they're offering the baby for sale, as it's got too loud. 



No offers were made for the child who had a starting bid of around R12. 



Officers have taken the eight-month-old into care.



The mother claims the advert was  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 12:01:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>So where is everyone?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Clarabelle</dc:creator>
			<description>So where is everyone lately?  Marley and Pooh Bear have been scarce as hens teeth, Lauren is chasing after a 1yr old speed freak so what about the rest of you?</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 12:29:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Law against stupidity</title>
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			<dc:creator>Clarabelle</dc:creator>
			<description>Sometimes even I am stumped for words:



Dad 'blows son up' 

22/05/2008 12:13  - (SA)   

 

Phnom Penh - A Cambodian father and mechanic learned the hard way not to inflate children when he inserted an air hose designed to fill car tyres into his five-year-old son's anus and blew him up, local media reported on Thursday. 



The Khmer-language Rasmei Kampuchea daily reported Try Sienghym was &quot;playing&quot; with his son Sok Sambo when the incident took place. 



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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 10:41:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Jolly Jumpers?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Raquel</dc:creator>
			<description>I wanted to know if any of you used a jolly jumper for you LO's, I personally am not a fan of them cause I invision the top coming off the door and knocking baby on the head but alot of ppl swear by them.What do you all think?</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:35:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>THANK YOU from Lauren</title>
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			<dc:creator>Clarabelle</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi Ladies
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Lauren asked me to please say thank you to all of you for all the wishes for her birthday. 
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Lauren's little boy is now mobile so she doesn't get much time for anything at the moment.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:34:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Mother's Dictionary</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pattycakes</dc:creator>
			<description>Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 07:08:15 GMT</pubDate>
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