UFO's from the loo
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Re: UFO's from the loo
I removed it with a handy hair clip thats long and has now been disgaurded....eeewwwww. I really have to invest in a toilet clip before Daniel gets here.

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Raquel wrote:...my little angel decided that my wedding ring would look good in the loo and did her business BEFORE coming to tell me that she dropped my ring in the toilet!!!
Shame R! So do you care to share how you removed your ring from the loo???Ok and now I'm not laughing anymore.
I ran a bath and decided to quickly pop a load of washing in the machine. When I came to bath, just guess what I found in the bath today? Our DSTV remote!!! OMW. We have this Dry Pressure Duster spray, so I quickly dismantled it and sprayed the entire thing. I did not have time to put it back together as I had to take A for his 15 mth injections today, but as I was leaving, C arrived at home (hmm I think it was to check if the remote was working, as I phoned him to tell him what had happened) and when I came back he had put it back together and it is still working! Don't ask me how, as it was completely submerged under the water for about 15 to 20 minutes.... but it is working! YAY!
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Re: UFO's from the loo
So after me being very proud that I have never had to go fishing in the toilet for article, my little angel decided that my wedding ring would look good in the loo and did her business BEFORE coming to tell me that she dropped my ring in the toilet!!!

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Yesterday's find = nailclippers 
And I have lost count of toilet rolls that landed up in there.
And he's only 15 months! OMW... he is going to make me gray. and NO - I have NO gray hairs yet.

And I have lost count of toilet rolls that landed up in there.
And he's only 15 months! OMW... he is going to make me gray. and NO - I have NO gray hairs yet.
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Ok, I was never paranoid, not even as a first time mom with K.
But K was never this naughty either, he was very good too. Then came baby nr. 2...........
Oh and his other fav "postbox" these days, because he throws everything through there.... is the security gate by the front door entrace !! OMW we found K's game controls OUTSIDE in the rain when we woke up the next morning, and his game cover the next morning.
I'm thinking if A was born first, he would have been an only child.
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The worst thing L ever did (when I thought he was so quiet because he was asleep!) was get hold of one of my bright red lipsticks and smear it all over my bedroom, his face, the carpet, the dressing table, in his mouth, in his ears, the duvet, the curtains...........It was a brand new, full lipstick!!!!!!
Being the neurotic first time mom I was, I rushed him to the doc. Needless to say, he laughed at me and said "If it was poisonous, there wouldn't be many women left, now would there???" Thanks for THAT 'defective mule'!!
I spent the next week wiping lipstick out of his mouth with a piece of gauze!
Being the neurotic first time mom I was, I rushed him to the doc. Needless to say, he laughed at me and said "If it was poisonous, there wouldn't be many women left, now would there???" Thanks for THAT 'defective mule'!!
I spent the next week wiping lipstick out of his mouth with a piece of gauze!Re: UFO's from the loo
I think you get to a stage with that when you want to lock the little one in a small confined space with his/her toys etc.
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Re: UFO's from the loo
GO AIDAN!!!!Shame man, he is too cute, C only ever tried to throw our puppy into the toilet but other than that she has never been interested

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Sorry, but I can't relate. L was a little angel by the sounds of things.
I think it's hilarious though. Would drive me completely bonkers, but hilarious!Let's see, what would I resort to???? I think I would probably lock all the doors that I could, get all his toys together in one room, a tv or radio (just for added measure) and close him in there and let him just go wild. Disgusting mom, I know.

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K was never this adventurous!!! But A. OMW. I have my hands full. I honestly don't know where this child came from!
I actually cellotaped the entire seat the other day after the floor was flooded after he had blocked the loo - we suspect he flushed on of those Toilet Duck rimblocks down the loo.
He nearly threw my new cellphone into the bath the other day, thanks goodness C was alert when he saw A walking towards him while he was in the bath!
If it's not in the loo, then it goes in the bath.... full of water or not. He even picks up the rubbish bin and throws it in the bath. And he will throw in on top of you if you are sitting in the bath! Real little terrorist this one. Starting to smack him now.
I actually cellotaped the entire seat the other day after the floor was flooded after he had blocked the loo - we suspect he flushed on of those Toilet Duck rimblocks down the loo.
He nearly threw my new cellphone into the bath the other day, thanks goodness C was alert when he saw A walking towards him while he was in the bath!
If it's not in the loo, then it goes in the bath.... full of water or not. He even picks up the rubbish bin and throws it in the bath. And he will throw in on top of you if you are sitting in the bath! Real little terrorist this one. Starting to smack him now.
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Baby safe locks are designed to keep parents out. OH PC, you are already on the second round, surely you know this already?
J went through the same thing until he threatened to drop my gold watch into the loo and that was the last time.
K is more interested at staring at her poo in the toilet so no worries there.
J went through the same thing until he threatened to drop my gold watch into the loo and that was the last time.
K is more interested at staring at her poo in the toilet so no worries there.
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UFO's from the loo
Unidentified Floating Objects found inside Pattycakes' loo.
Today's great find?.......
A's one baptism shoe!
Those freaking shoes cost me R150! Thank goodness it was floating on the rubber sole and did not get wet. I really struggled to find him those shoes, well, I struggle to find him shoes in general because he has very broad (Fat?) feet, so I cannot even get his feet into shoes. These were really cute, and (as we only discovered inside church on his baptism) they have these little squeecky things inside, so every time he puts his foot down it squeecks! Very cute. Very irritating after a while.
So.... they say close the loo's door. I do, but the guest loo does not lock and A just pushes it and it opens. K's bathroom door I can keep closed at least (if I remember to close it), but my bedroom's en-suite does not even have a door. I am forever rescuing stuff in all these loo's....
Just two nights ago it was K's school tie!!!
Other finds.....
- the fly swatter
- marshmallows (oh and they DON'T flush!)
- facecloths
- socks
- various toys
Naughty bugger! Oh and those baby-safe locks. They are so not baby safe. Nor are the plug covers.
Today's great find?.......
A's one baptism shoe! Those freaking shoes cost me R150! Thank goodness it was floating on the rubber sole and did not get wet. I really struggled to find him those shoes, well, I struggle to find him shoes in general because he has very broad (Fat?) feet, so I cannot even get his feet into shoes. These were really cute, and (as we only discovered inside church on his baptism) they have these little squeecky things inside, so every time he puts his foot down it squeecks! Very cute. Very irritating after a while.
So.... they say close the loo's door. I do, but the guest loo does not lock and A just pushes it and it opens. K's bathroom door I can keep closed at least (if I remember to close it), but my bedroom's en-suite does not even have a door. I am forever rescuing stuff in all these loo's....
Just two nights ago it was K's school tie!!!
Other finds.....
- the fly swatter
- marshmallows (oh and they DON'T flush!)
- facecloths
- socks
- various toys
Naughty bugger! Oh and those baby-safe locks. They are so not baby safe. Nor are the plug covers.

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